Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Joke Of The Day: Akpos, Oga and Madam....cum an laugh

Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks
his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if
wateris added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's
room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing colour.

Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile,
Oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the
kitchen.

...

OGA: Akpos

Akpos: Oga

OGA: who drank my pasties?

No answer!

OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.

No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.

OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when
i ask you a question you don't answer me.

Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything,
except your name.

OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a question while i stand here.

Akpos went and did what oga said.

Akpos: Ogaaaaaa

OGA: Yes Akpos

Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.

No answer.

Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the
house girl room when madam no dey house.

No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.

OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the
kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.

MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.

Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?

MADAM: Yes

Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen

She enters.

Akpos: Madam

MADAM: Yes Akpos

Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga

Madam rushed out of the kitchen

MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I can't understand
anything at all.
Lol......gud nite 2 u all.
Drop ur comments ...

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